Finally found the first issue of the Married with Children comic for only a dollar. Cannot wait to read this one. I need them all. If you have any old MWC comics or merchandise please message me on here. I want to talk. ;]

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Found this really great issue of Cracked that parodies a bunch of Nickelodeon shows from the 90s like Doug, Rugrats, Clarissa Explains it All, and Secret World of Alex Mack. I’ll be posting some scans from the inside. It’s great and a cool thing to add to my Nickelodeon collection. I got a bunch of other old Cracked issues with Simpsons parodies and whatnot, too.

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Found this dope ass issue of Wizard the other day locally. So happy to add this to my Simpsons collection. Bought two copies so I could rip the poster out of one!

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My friend just bought a bunch of game systems and we cannot stop playing Ms. Pac-Man on Atari 2600. I am literally addicted to it and went to bed last night thinking about Ms. Pac Man moving through the stage.

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I have wanted one of these for a while, but have never thought to post about it. Does anyone have an Action Max? It was an old VCR game/game system similar to Duck Hunt. There are different games you can get (which I’m also interested in). Please hit me up if you have one or know where to get one for a good price.

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I watched the first three episodes of Girls and cannot stand it. It has everything I hated about Tiny Furniture (even including the same actresses). It is trying so hard to be quirky. I hate every single character, the way they act, the way they will consciously choose to do tiny things that aren’t expected to seem like they are so unique and different than typical people.

They eat cupcakes in the bathtub? How quirky! I also think the show deep down knows it is bad and annoying, too, which is the worst part. It is like a caricature of poor man’s comedy that hipsters love (which in some cases was already a caricature/joke) and steals from Sex and the City, Whit Stillman, and Tumblr and then takes a poopy on them standing up just for the hell of it and doesn’t flush for an hour “to save water” while writing poetry on the bathroom wall out of cut out letters from a random 1994 Teen Beat they ordered from Etsy on a whim.

P.S. Pick less obvious hipster tracks then Best Coast and MGMT next time, you’re boring me, cunt.

P.S.S. Apatow, take your name off of this and Eigeman, clear your schedule until Whit Stillman calls you again. I don’t want this kind of trash tarnishing your good name.

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vhshitfest:

We made a promotional flier for mine and Dabeedo’s feature-length documentary, Adjust Your Tracking! Be sure to reblog this, tell your friends, print it out and hang it up! As always, be sure to donate to our Kickstarter! We need to reach our goal!

- Dan

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Once I get this shit done I’ll be posting one a day. I’m going to rate each song and talk about why I chose each album, too. This might sound easy but it’s nearly impossible.

Started watching Married with Children. I’m going to finally watch the complete series. Damn this show is fucking hilarious.

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