Holy fuck. I just got back from Hell (the Hellraiser series) and I’m about to take a trip through the most boring corn maze there is… The Children of the Corn series. This is going to be a test of endurance and how long my sanity will last. I’ve only seen the first one before and it’s only decent, the rest of them look terrible. Look at the poster for the remake and Genesis, I want to fucking vomit.

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Here it is! The teaser trailer for our VHS documentary, Adjust Your Tracking! The film is going to focus on the current collecting culture and show why VHS is loved by so many different people even though many try to call it a dead format. We have already put long hours into making this and collected over 30 hours worth of footage, but we are nowhere near done. We need your help. We started a Kickstarter campaign to help fund the rest of the film. Please click the link below to help us out, we will forever love you and shower you with gifts. Pass this to everyone you know. The movie will happen whether we get the money or not, but this money will help make this the absolute best possible documentary it can be. Made by the fans, for the fans.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1860100961/adjust-your-tracking-the-untold-story-of-the-vhs-c

You want to get even more involved? We are looking for permission to use any film clips you own, we also need collection footage, video store footage, original music, artwork (poster/shirt designs), and anyone who wants to be interviewed! Just message us and we can get something set up!

Leave us feedback and be honest. What do you like? What do you hate? What do we need to make sure we do before the film is finished? Etc.

Please go support my feature-length VHS documentary. This is just the teaser trailer. We need your help to get this completely finished. Click the Kickstarter link above and please donate, reblog, tweet it, post the link on your personal Facebooks, etc.

Finally watched this absolute gem of a movie. (Taken with instagram)

finally going to watch this one. it’s weird i wait till i get the best edition of something before i will watch.

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I finally found another Double Dare VHS. I’ve never been more excited. Now I only need two more Double Dare tapes. The last two I need are super hard to find.

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I somehow managed to find a second copy of this book. I would really like to trade this one. It’s a fucking amazing and fun book where you literally get to play Double Dare. If you want this, please reply or message me. If no one is interested in trading or buying this, then I will give it as a gift to my friend who collects Nickelodeon stuff.

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• I’m interested in any Prism clamshell (non-horror or genre stuff i don’t want to pay a lot for, though)
• Let’s Play Dead (World Premiere Big Box)
• API stuff (especially big boxes, but not Beauties and the Beast, Christmas Kid, Craze [big box], The Cremators, and Succubus)
• BLOOD FRENZY Big Box!!
• Any Tapeworm Video stuff (not 5 Angry Women, Tabloid, Blackjack, Lunchmeat, or Ricky 1)
• Blue Murder (I have a cut one so if you just have the box or have one with a moldy tape let me know)
• Smile Jenny You’re Dead
• Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell (Camp Video big box or any release besides the UK Midnite Movies one and the Camp slipcase)
• Streets of Death clamshell
• DEMON LOVER DIARY (vhs bootleg)
• Bloody Friday clamshell
• Attack of the Killer Refrigerator
• Slashed Dreams (Academy clamshell)
• Housegeist (Air Video big box)
• Any Air Video releases except Straight Jacket, Sex Ring International, and Blood Moon
• Capture of Bigfoot (active big box)
• Avenged Continental big box
• Any Planet Video stuff i don’t have (I have Nightmare, Cathy’s Curse, and The Slayer so far)
• Night Ripper clamshell
• Victims! (Simitar clamshell)
• Hauntedween
• Rad
• Film Gore
• All releases of Rats Night of Terror
• Any rare Nightmare on Elm Street-related tapes (making ofs, foreign tapes, etc.)
• Weird horror big boxes that are on not-so-popular labels.
• Zombiethon
• Snuff big box
• Anything with Traci Lords I don’t have.
• Emmanuelle in America
• Any Emmanuelle tapes
• Spine
• Fiend big box
• Legend of Bigoot!!!!!!!!
• Any Bigfoot movies
• Any old 90s MTV VHS (they are almost worthless so i’m not willing to pay big bucks, but i am interested)
• The Body Shop big box
• Funeral Home big box
• DEATH BRINGS ROSES
• VCR Games
• Wizard titles I don’t have
• Any recorded tapes of all 90s/80s Nickelodeon shows would be stunning!
• Yeti [EDIT: Got this]
  
• Play Dead big box
• I am interested in any big box if it’s the right price, horror or not
• 80s/90s Nickelodeon stuff (VHS or other)
• Simpsons stuff (preferably early 90s)

Do you have any of this or know where I can get any of this stuff for a fair price? Please hit me up. I will make it worth your while. I am open to buying and possibly trades.

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